Patrolling the Border

Cut me some slack since I've been a bit preoccupied lately. This is two weeks old but still worth a laugh:

Three Mexican minors detained in California on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole a U.S. Border Patrol car while still wearing handcuffs and drove it back across the border to Mexico.

Emphasis mine.

Your Homeland Security dollars at work. And we think building a better fence is our number one priority? Read the rest here.