What Earthquake?

Earthquake? I didn't notice an earthquake . . .

Seriously, though. I was walking rapidly when it hit, so maybe I was bouncing too much to feel it. I did see all the telephone poles swaying, and the steel, shop-front doors started loudly drumming up and down the street. I thought a really big wind was coming up. Weird, I thought. Windy. Even though I didn't feel any big wind. But I didn't realize the earth was trembling beneath my feet.

So is that a sign of too much coffee, or not enough?